Lazy Ass Personality Disorder (LAPD)
A pervasive pattern of not getting around to things, letting somebody else do it, and/or just not feeling motivated as evidenced by three (3) or more of the following:
1. It is not my problem anyways.
2. I’m watching an important commercial right now, I will do it later.
3. Can’t so and so do it instead.
4. I’m too tired to help out. Lets go run a marathon instead.
The symptoms in question are not better accounted for by boredom, or a really good and interesting episode (or rerun.)
